“It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.”

“It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions.”

“A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.”