Pet Quotes
“When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!”
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“It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.”
-- Alexander Theroux