“Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?”

“Football, basketball, and the Olympic sports all have their problems with banned substances.”

“If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”

“I think professional sports, football, to use it as an example, it's fundamentally a form of entertainment.”

“To be candid with you, free agency hurts all sports. It's great for athletes making an enormous amount of money. But to say it helps the sports, I don't believe that.”

“Sports life is very short.”

“I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car.”

“I had a great interest in sports. I had three older brothers who were great athletes. I was not.”

“I am building a fire, and everyday I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match.”