“Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.”

“The best way to obtain truth and wisdom is not to ask from books, but to go to God in prayer, and obtain divine teaching.”

“The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.”

“The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?”

“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”

“The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.”

“Among the best traitors Ireland has ever had, Mother Church ranks at the very top, a massive obstacle in the path to equality and freedom. She has been a force for conservatism... to ward off threats to her own security and influence.”

“If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there.”

“Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.”