“I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.”

“When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.'”

“My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.”

“I hate birthdays.”

“When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?”

“I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.”

“I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.”

“With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years.”

“I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.”