“Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.”

“I'd like to have the flying car, I think that'd be really cool.”

“The alarm rings 4:45, again at 5, but I wake up 4:30 naturally. Shower, shave, orange juice, perk my own coffee, hear the news, and the CBS car arrives 5:30.”

“Fact: The new '90210' is cooler than the old '90210.' It's the lithe, streamlined Skipper to the elder series' venerable Barbie. Gone are the traditional parents - they've been replaced by a hipster mom n' pop who get busted necking in the car.”

“I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.”

“People don't understand that it was maybe my biggest pleasure to drive an F1 car when it's wet.”

“I took guitar a while back, and my heart wasn't in it at the time, but I'm ready to try it again. I sing in the car, at home - it's a huge part of my life, especially since I'm from Tennessee.”

“I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car.”

“The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever - check the tire pressure.”