“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”

“And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing.”

“I allow myself one nice car.”

“I'd kind of like to have a classic old muscle car. I think that would be fun.”

“You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.”

“I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car.”

“The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity.”

“Because of that I don't care when I read in the newspaper that I am colourblind. I went through a red light in my car and I stopped when I before a green light. So I must be really colourblind, eh?”

“A paparazzo once jumped out of a car and started running backward with me. I slowed down out of courtesy because she started drifting into the street. I reached out my hand and moved her back so she didn't get hit by a bus.”