“I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.”

“After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.”

“Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.”

“I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.”

“There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.”

“Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It's really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself.”

“In a relationship you have to open yourself up.”

“Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.”

“I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it.”