Food Quotes

“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”

-- Johnny Carson

More Food Quotes

“I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But, I still didn't know anything about food.”

-- Warren Cuccurullo

“President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history. I would like to be the most successful paycheck president in American history.”

-- Newt Gingrich

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”

-- Woody Allen