Humor Quotes
“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
More Humor Quotes
“Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.”
-- Simon Wiesenthal
“But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.”
-- Dabney Coleman
“I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all I was born with this, for better or for worse.”
-- Ivan Reitman
“It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”
-- Scott Adams