Humor Quotes
“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
More Humor Quotes
“But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.”
-- Marion Ross
“Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.”
-- Allen Klein
“Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.”
-- Allen Klein
“Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.”
-- Lara Flynn Boyle
“I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.”
-- Moby