“And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.”

“Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.”

“Solutions-oriented campaigning with a little passion and a little humor I think that will go a long way. I think people are desperate for it.”

“Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.”

“When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.”

“I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.”

“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”

“Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.”

“Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little.”